by Tom Pride
A controversial survey has revealed that as many as 89% of the UK public think that scientists such as Richard Dawkins who suffer from foot-in-mouth syndrome should be aborted.
The survey clearly showed that the vast majority of people in Britain think that parents of foot-in-the-mouth scientists – who like Professor Dawkins are born with a genetic tendency to tweet or speak before they think – should abort their babies with the condition and “try again”.
Foot-in-the-mouth syndrome is a genetic disorder that delays growth of human empathy and causes a severe intellectual disability to understand when you should apologise and shut the f*ck up about things you know nothing about.
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